seems pretty simple

stumbled upon this lovely little item the other day:

http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/five-rules-for-happiness-paperweight

it sweetly displays five simple rules for happiness:
1) Free your heart from hatred.
2) Free your mind from worry.
3) Live simply.
4) Give more.
5) Expect less.

but you know me - I always think I can improve (read: karen-ize) everything, so here's my version: